These everyday things that we only see too rarely in the series<

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By Adrien Delage

Withdraw to go and do the big commission, be polite on the phone, change clothes just to feel like the foul drug breath ... Our favorite series heroes have the gift of hiding us from the essential moments of their daily life.Back to the ten largest (and unfair).

#1.The passage to the little corner

The puppies are sacred.We are not going to lie, the passage to the little corner is for us synonymous with relief.But in the series, it is a prohibited place that our characters seem to flee like the plague.And yet, with what Jack and his friends get carried away on the island of Lost, they necessarily need to unload one day or another the sea urchins caught by Jin.

It is not as long as you ask Floki and Björn to show us their natural techniques to wipe, but defecate remains an essential need.We want to believe that our favorite characters are constantly tied with their many adventures, but the toilets are sometimes synonymous with twist, and it is not Hank Schrader who will say the opposite.

#2.Fall ill

With the exception of medical series where infections and bacteria are at the heart of the plot, our heroes never fall ill.Take as an example Jon Snow and the Stark who live daily in Winterfell's cold: not a sore throat, a flu, an angina, or even a hay fever or an allergy come to disturb them in their questepic.And yet, TMTC that a 30 -minute terrace glass can largely be enough to spin a fever of 39 ° C.

We are not even talking about the survivors of The Walking Dead, True Detective cops, or from the Shelby clan of Peaky Blinders who suffer from a dirty lifestyle or even live in putrefaction worlds.All that we ask is a little sniff, an ounce of sneezing or just a few eloquence mucus to remind us that antibiotics are not automatic.

#3.Hygiene after love

This is one of the worst lessons (no) given by the series.If our favorite characters have sex like any ordinary individual, they are the worst partners in terms of hygiene.Whether during a heterosexual or homosexual act, the two participants will never take a small shower after love and prefer to fall asleep in sweat, the still hot fluids on the bed sheet ... Bang of Crados.

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Let's go even more Franco: during a protected report, the partner apparently falls asleep with the capot still present on sex since we never see them withdraw it.Apart from Girls, during an unprotected report, Ladies never go to the toilet, ensuring every time a urinary tract infection, while gentlemen go to the damp penis to remain courteous.So yes, the series characters may be desirable and sexy, but they are the worst students of the Earth in terms of sexual protection and hygiene.

#4.Sleep/take a nap

According to a KPMG study of 2012, we spend an average of 29 years of our lives to sleep.A bewildered figure.Second characters have apparently the chance to live 100 % of their life time since we never see them in the arms of Morpheus.And yet God knows how much Frank Castle and Oliver Queen must be exhausted after massacred criminals in the shovel for a whole season.

So yes, it would be super razor to see Jess Day and his roommates sleeping a whole episode rather than making valves, but it would also reassure us on their human condition.Terrence Malick, if you read us, there is a place for you and your passion for the little gestures of daily life on the small screen.

#5.Shopping

In truth, magic does not only exist in The Magicians and The Shannara Chronicles.Even in the other shows, the characters have the power to fill their pantry as they please.In any case, this is what seems to us the most plausible as they jump the weekly stage of the races in their respective series.

On the one hand, we can understand them.Desperate Housewives and Lynette Scavo have taught us that going to the supermarket always included a minimal risk, such as being taken hostage by a neighbor who twists overnight.Basically, we should all do like Eleven: stealing Eggo waffles and farting the doors of the local monoprix so as not to get caught.

#6.Say "Allo" and "Goodbye" on the phone

Apart from the rusty John Shelby, Negan and James Keziah Delaney, our series heroes are rather well high.That said, they forget all their good habits when they put their ear against the handset, and greet themselves directly by the dialogue concerning the progress of the plot.Worse, they often hang up on a black fade, without any politeness formula.

But hey, we shouldn't ask them too much.We are already delighted to see them typing a number more than three digits when they call someone or send an SMS ... Ah no, that too they never think about it.Thank you, Siri.

#7.Clean your superhero costume

Daredevil is the king of Castagne, Luke Cage is bulletproof, Barry Allen is the fastest man on the planet ... Our vigilantes all have incredible superpowers.And yet, they are not good at household chores.They sometimes put on their costume several times per episode, without ever washing it.God only knows how much flash tights must feel the beast at the end of the day.

More generally, series characters never clean their business.The words "washing machine" and "laundry" are banished from each of their universes.In this case, you might as well come back to the time of the Vikings and rub your things in the corner river.

#8.Change

Marissa Cooper, Brooke Davis Baker and Serena Van der Woodsen are fortunate to come from wealthy families, which can afford to offer a different outfit per evening.But most of the series characters seem without a penny or very much head in the air: they completely forget to change clothes during an entire episode.

If we can understand the complexity of the thing by living in a post-apocalyptic world, we hope that the characters in normal daily daily do not burn the same panties or the same underpants seven times a week.Otherwise, they would only have to follow the judicious advice of Tom Hardy: ending half the time in his own series.

#9.Go to the hairdresser

If the Deus ex Machina Favorite from Prison Break is to revive Scofield, the world of series largely prefers that of the haircut.Without messing around, apart from a moment of pity on the part of Kate towards Sawyer in Lost, the television heroes never take the time to have a gradient, a bowl cut or even a simple refreshment in the hairdresser.It is to believe that they all wear wigs in Game of Thrones.Wait a minute…

#10.Watch series

In our time, watching a series is a bit like washing your teeth: an essential day.But unlike Deadpool, the characters on the small screen only break the fourth wall too rarely.However, everything tells us that they have centers of interest, are passionate about fiction stories and binge-watchent on Netflix in their spare time.

Unfortunately for us, they prefer to investigate the Black Hood, go in search of God in the Great West or go to futuristic parks to release their impulses.However, we would have liked to know the serial favorites of Archie, Tulip and William when they are not busy "saving the world".